Pimp Rabbit
simply and truly…thijs
y’all! pimp rabbit’s in da haaaaouuuuuse! and i’m tearin’ it down, i just gotta walk into da room & da hoez gather round, (yea!) don’t need to utter a word, da ladeez holla “pr!” coz i’m pimp rabbit, gotta dirty lil’ habit, ladeez gotta have it (“oohh!”) & i’ll f-ck you like a cabbage!
ohhhhhhhhhhh noooo!!!
won’t have no breakfast if the b-tch is on top, i’ll lay you down and use your p-ssy for a pot. but what about the platter? that’ll never matter, gotta eat it while i’m cookin’ daaaaamn you good lookin’!
pimp rabbit touches you, d-mn you’re wet, looks like you’ve been hit by a tsunami! can’t have that be, i’ll dry you with my fur, you’ll come until you (“puurrrr”).
drop all your guns, you won’t need none, my shot so good i could f-ck a nun. temptation not waitin’, guys vacatin’, they find me intimidatin’, (“can we get back to the mating?”) primitive sh-t, if you haven’t got a b-tch “you can borrow mine!” & it won’t cost you a dime.
my homies think i’m hard but actually i’m welsh! as you can tell from my accent -yodels-
p.i.m.p, i’m no ice t, but my favourite b-tch is enough for me,
i’ll mesmerize you with my flow, baby, you’re not a ho? then your a no-go. i like to stick to my own species but i get freebies (from banks, saying thanks, yo “big up 2 natwest!”) i wanna get it off my chest, my sbleg’s the best, & once in natwest, i was standin’ in da line, wid all dese crazy hoez runnin’ through my mind, when i saw across the way, something that made my day…
an angoran rabbit, i had to grab it!
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