pimp spit stories
stories that are over the top, possibly uncomfortable and embarr-ssing. it’s based on the friends episode, where paul rudd (mike) takes phoebe to meet his parents and she tells a story about how she has hepat-tis because a pimp spit in her mouth.
i was on a date and this guy was telling ridiculous stories about fighting, like being outnumbered 6 to 1 and using a baseball bat in fights, and i was just like, could we have less pimp spit stories please.
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