pimpin’ for George Washington
when paying a bar bill, your server brings you back a ungodly bunch of ones.
benevolent customer: “hey, that biotch brought me back eight ones on my twelve dollar tab.”
wingman: “yeah, pimpin’ for george washington.”
benevolent customer: “now i’m only leaving him one.”
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