Pimpoozled
a shock beyond any mortal comprehention: a pimp getting pimpslapped. it happens once (or maybe even twice) a century, resulting in worldwide collapse and confusion in the pimp community. hoe floods, hoe droughts, uppity hoes, hoe famine, hoe self-esteem and hoe disease are common results of such a disaster. never get pimpoozled. ever.
pimp #1: “you know hoe-ricane katrina?”
pimp #2: “yeah, pimpin’. what about dat hoe?”
pimp #1: “she was caused by dat pimp don jackson getting pimpoozled!”
pimp #2: “pimp! don be sayin’ dat sh-t out loud, you know the pimp-laws!”
pimp #1: “tru dat, tru dat… dat sh-ts hoe-ribble”
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