pimps on my seat
a phrase you announce out loud before you leave the room. this is a claim on the spot where you were sitting, so that no one else in the room can steal it in your absence.
person 1: “commercial time. gotta pee. pimps on my seat.” leaves room
person 2: “yoink! that recliner’s mine.”
person 3: “ah ah ah. he called pimps man. sorry…those are the rule.”
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