Pimpy Longcocking
noun. an act usualy performed between a married couple, not high school f-gs like all of you. see as follows:
when i laid the ol’ pipe-work the other night, and stirred it around deep like a roto tool. she made that cute noise, and then high-fived me for my trouble. she didn’t try to make me cuddle because she knows i f-cking won’t. i slapped her on the -ss, cause she’s an alright broad, and that’s how i let her know that she’s t-ts in my book. you know, and then maybe she makes me a sandwich or something to say thanks for that deep d-ckin. that was a motherf-cking pimpy longc-cking, and she knows it.
i’m dead serious.
she’s a good girl, and not a femin-z- hosebag donkey raping fatty. i’m gonna give her a good ol’ pimpy longc-cking. i’m gonna own that sh-t.
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