pimsy
short in stature, a german prep-b-scent boy.
strapping lad.
h-m-erotic flame thrower.
kidney shaped milk drinking pishmaknofian from minnesota flatlands.
rare species. specializes is laying on top of things.
particularly turned on by nylon wearing, derivative deriving femmetacular sweetheart.
prairie dog mutated into human -rg-smatron.
fire crotch.
“since pimsy’s ovaries are melting like pishsicles in the hot midwestern sun, we now resort to calling him scruffy.”
“if hot was cold, a pimsy would be colder than a witch t-t in a br-ss bra.”
“go make me a pastrami sandwich b-tch, you just rubber-banded my b-lls.”- pims
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