Pin the Tail on the Donkey
when you’re about to have s-x with a girl on her period… you turn out the lights so it’s dark, flip her around into the doggystyle position, bend her over, pull her tampon out, and attempt to stick it in her -ss in the dark as if you were blind folded and trying to pin the tail on the donkey. upon completion, s-x is mandatory but the return of the tampon to the v-g-n- and/or donkey punch is optional.
“dude, my girl was on the rag last night so i had to play a little “pin the tail on the donkey” to get a piece.
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