pinball wizard

a song by the who
in the rock opera tommy
-rg-smic!
ever since i was a young boy,
i’ve played the silver ball.
from soho down to brighton
i must have played them all.
but i ain’t seen nothing like him
in any amus-m-nt hall…
that deaf dumb and blind kid
sure plays a mean pin ball !

he stands like a statue,
becomes part of the machine.
feeling all the b-mpers
always playing clean.
he plays by intuition,
the digit counters fall.
that deaf dumb and blind kid
sure plays a mean pin ball !

he’s a pin ball wizard
there has to be a twist.
a pin ball wizard,
s’got such a supple wrist.

‘how do you think he does it? i don’t know!
what makes him so good?’

he ain’t got no distractions
can’t hear those buzzers and bells,
don’t see no lights a flashin’
plays by sense of smell.
always gets a replay,
never seen him fall,
that deaf dumb and blind kid
sure plays a mean pin ball.

i thought i was
the bally table king.
but i just handed
my pin ball crown to him.

even on my favorite table
he can beat my best.
his disciples lead him in
and he just does the rest.
he’s got crazy flipper fingers
never seen him fall…
that deaf dumb and blind kid
sure plays a mean pin ball!!!!!
4 more definitions
a depraved s-x act involving two individuals, for the sake of explanation we’ll say a man and a woman, performing -n-l s-x. the man begins to slowly withdraw from the woman’s -n-s and then quickly rams his member back inside, this is followed by swift and aggressive punches to the woman’s sides. the entire affair mimics the act of playing pinball.
sorry bro, i totally just topped your high score in pinball wizard, last night with your mom. 25 times leaves a couple bruises.
a person who goes out partying and hits on people successfully. however, they quickly move on to someone else despite having success with the initial person. therefore mimicking a pinball, bouncing from person to person. furthermore, this person is not highly regarded because in the process of bouncing they mess up everyone else’s game.
“dude, just pick one chick and stick to her. your bouncing around like a pinball wizard”.
a guy’s junk, more specifically, p-n-s and b-lls.
did you see that? i hit him right in the pinball wizard!
elton john with stupid shoes and pete townshend
a h-m-s-xual and a paedophile singing about pinb-lls.