pinch machine


a s-xual act involving of the male inserting his t-st-cl-s into an -n-s and letting it close on his t-st-cl-s.
guy “dude how was last night?”

dude”not good my girl/boyfriend forced me to use the pinch machine.”

guy “ouch.”

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