Pinch My Squid
to m-st-rb-t-, especially while listening in on a conference call.
“do you think she could talk s-xy so i can pinch my squid?”
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peace and love mate (: normally used between aussies (australians) i gotta go grab a sandwich with my kangaroo, pnlm!