Pinch the loaf and wipe the counter!
a phrase commonly screamed at people who are taking way too much time sh-tting.
“pinch the loaf” – is where you pinch your t-rd off in mid-p–p, to hurry.
“wipe the counter” – is where you wipe your -ss with haste.
person 1 has been sitting in the bathroom sh-tting for an hour.
person 2: “pinch the loaf and wipe the counter! we have got to get to the meeting!”
person 1: “alright god d-mnit!”
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