Pinchmeister
a male person who pinches the end of their p-n-s after masturbation. this is often to trap the s-m-n inside the foreskin before finding a suitable disposal location.
“that guy doesn’t use a sock or tissues, he just holds the end, waddles to the bathroom, and j-zzes into the toilet.”
“what a pinchmeister.”
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