Pindleskin
the smallest most micro of all the micro d’s. lacks all d curvature, and in general gets no ladies. full of herpes, and genital warts and has a yellowish hue.
-as bryce drops his shorts to take a shower- joe says: “dude you have a pindleskin”
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