pineapple moment
when a brunette makes a comment that normally would be referred to as a “blonde moment”; dumb statement
(because they are yellow on the inside, i.e. secretly blonde)
a: “that was really dumb.”
b: “yeah, sorry. blonde moment.”
a: “you’re not blonde. you mean, pineapple moment.”
b: “what?”
a: “nevermind.”
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