Pineapple Monster
a pineapple monster is a fictional creature that will nom internet connections, and kill several people in the process. pineaple monsters can be found any place that has a terrible internet connection. they also enjoy sunny days, yellow jellybeans, and cl-ssic vw bugs.
be careful! you’re internet connection could be next!
kid 1: “yesterday i was on the computer and my internet dropped!!”
kid 2: “sounds like you’ve got yourself a pineapple monster.”
kid 1: “nnnnnooooo!!!”
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