Ping Pong Palsy


while palsy is a medical condition leading to unintended movement, ping pong palsy is the embarr-ssing act of trying to pick up a a ping pong ball and being unable to do so. causes you to look stupid and usually means your opponent scored. symptoms worsen with alcohol consumption.
seth: “man, dan is slaughtering james in ping pong.”

andy: “yeah, and he’s been chasing that ball around the floor for an hour. what’s wrong with him?”

seth: “he has a bad case of ping pong palsy. poor guy.”

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