Pining For The Pork Sword
when a woman is in serious need of penetration by c-ck.
dolan: hey fav, what did you and the locals do last nite?
fav: we flared a couple of fatties on inn street and then went to the grog to watch some band.
dolan: what up with the chick scene?
fav: mostly local milfs out pining for the pork sword.
dolan: you do any clam stabbing?
fav: did some finger banging behind the thirsty whale, not much else.
dolan: typical nite in the port.
fav: yup.
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