pink mafia
refers to the wife/girlfriend, specifically when their intervention causes the loss of leisure time or other -ssumed freedoms.
joe: so, you still comin’ out tonight?
bob: naw man, got too drunk last night.
joe: oh…….pink mafia?
bob: yep.
a group of lesbians or feminists that plot the downfall of all male with a tenacity of a wolverine mother protecting her cubs.
joey: what the f-ck is wrong with those dyk-s?
bob: didn’t you know they are part of the pink mafia.
the ultimate social group in the history of the world
person 1: you in the pink mafia?
person 2: no, whats that?
person 1: its the ultimate social group in the history of the world!!
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