pink pretender


a man who pretends to be h-m-s-xual or bis-xual to attract f-g hags. pink is accepted to be a gay colour.
gay: that night club is supposed to be for gays, but it’s full of pink pretenders looking for an easy lay.

gay2: oh, don’t worry about them, gorgeous.

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