Pink Sparkling Pig
after pigging out and eating all the food in your cupboard you feel fat the next day and you dress in pink.
-ive noticed you dressed in pink today
– yes, yesterday i ate all the cheetos and doughnuts in my cupboard i even ate a rotten piece of cheese, i feel as a pink sparkling pig.
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