pink wig
1. a woman so far below your standards that you would never hook up with her. a female that is not hot. like not even close. if she were the only woman in the bar at closing time, you wouldn’t take her home.
2. a conversation ending phrase when talking to a girl that is below beer goggle standards. used to connote that small talk is going nowhere and she’s not getting lucky.
3. a slightly less derogatory alternative to brown bagging.
1. you’re such a pink wig, stay away.
2. girl (5 minutes into conversation): so, want to go somewhere quiet where we can get to know each other better and really connect …
guy: pink wig! pink wig! pink wig!
3. a: man she’s got a busted face.
w: she has a slammin’ body. i’d still pink wig her.
a girl that is below even drunken hook up standards.
this bar is full of pink wigs.
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