pinky dinky
pinky d-nky is a small p-n-s or “d-nky” as some girls will call it, usually the girl will look at her own pinky finger or her thumb and she will laugh if your d-ck is the same size or smaller
tiffanie looked down and saw that his d-ck was even smaller than her thumb. she almost choked with laughter but tried to remain calm. she quickly realized her thumb was bigger than travis’ pinky d-nky. she started to laugh, but needed a ride home so she caught herself. the following week, every girl in high school would not date travis unless they were interested in small p-n-ses.
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