pinnochio
erection / b-n-r / hard on /
i’ve got a pinnochio
3 more definitions
fake person or people, whether it be man or woman
1.i hate pinnochios. they wanna smile in your face, but as soon as you leave they talk mad sh-t.
2. person 1. “oh look here comes amber.”
person 2. “i don’t -ssociate with her, she’s a pinnochio.”
to m-st-rb-t- with sandpaper
i wanted to try something new last night. i saw some extra sandpaper sitting there so i did a pinnochio on myself!
talking to you is about as much fun as doing a pinnochio….
a puppet which was brought to life by a magic fairy. his nose grows whenever he lies.
pinnochio was shown gagging on a cigar, even though pinnochio is a children’s disney movie.
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