Pinocchio Mustache
the long, unkempt pubic hair above a male’s genitalia, resembling pinocchio’s nose whenever an erection occurs.
“collin, your pinocchio mustache is brushing my face” said sheila
Read Also:
- Pixie Flicking
the act of pleasuring girls younger than 16 with your fingers. frowned upon in most societies. “he met her at a bar, she looked at him and smiled. he began to touch her leg she grabbed his hand and began rubbing it against her v-g-n-. to his suprise she screamed and shouted im only 15!!! […]
- Jewish Zombie
see:jesus. happy jewish zombie day! see:easter.
- ted kennedy
possibly the only liberal whose wasteline is bigger than michael moore’s. allowed a woman to die while he ran away. never get in a car with ted kennedy. 20 more definitions any of various fat, red-faced, thickset rodents, inhabiting northern regions and known for periodic m-ss drunk migrations that sometime leads to driving off in […]
- Beer Bizzy
basically a beer bong..,or a plastic device that attatches to a beer bottle that has a vent tube…in order facilitate a fast chug of a beer. originally started by cuts777inthehizzy on you tube. i got the beer bizzy…and now im going to drink it in the hizzy
- Angry Bill Cosby
you have a bad case of the runs and you are banging your girl. when you are about to nut, your -ss will involuntarily shoot out some squirts of diarrhea. you then mix your j-zz and squirted diarrhea in your hands and hand it to your girlfriends face. all the while you are making the […]