pinocchio pudding
while performing the male’s role in the s-xual act known as “69”, his nose accidentally goes into her -n-s, resulting in fecal matter on his nose.
“dude, last night was awesome with my girl, but after we 69’d, i came back with some pinocchio pudding.”
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