pinocchio’s closet
pinoccho’s closet (noun) : one’s downstairs mixup, a collaberation of ones junk -ssimilating into ones genitals, male or female.
1. i rubbed my pinocchio’s closet all over her face after she p-ssed out drunk in the garage
2. my oh my, that girl’s pinocchio’s closet is a great crevice that is deeper and looser than the worlds mighty oceans
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