pintobean
the state you are in when its 3 am and you’re staring at the computer. nothing around you makes sense but makes perfect sense.
jane: h-llo t-tiface!
lynn: what?! stop eating my moose!
jane: box?
lynn and jane: oh grandma i miss you 🙁
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