Piotrek
aka manliness, g-dliness and divine beauty. piotrek is a name given most often to the better (alpha) male. there are three expectations that must be met if one is to be named “piotrek”.
1. huge p-n-s
2. handsome
3. inteligent (130 iq and up)
not to be confused with star trek even though his p-n-s might be the size of a klingon war cruiser. oh yeah.
i wish i could be piotrek, that guy has everything i dream of and that which i will never posses.
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