pipewrench
this occurs when either yourself or your girlfriend is jacking you off and pulls a bit too hard.
d-mn! she gave me a pipewrench last night and it still hurts!
the handjob equivalent to “wood chipper”. when a woman finds that squeezing, twisting and yanking on a p-n-s isn’t satisfying. thus calling her a pipe wrench.
man: “dude, i heard that chick gave you a handjob”
dude: “handjob!? she was a pipe wrench!”
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