Pippa Middletoned


to be intentionally upstaged on your wedding day by your more attractive, sl-ttier sister
stop weeping child, mummy is here. i know it is frightfully unfair to be usurped by anyone on your own very special day! the fact of the matter is that you’ve just been pippa middletoned by your slag of a sister.

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