pirate attack
when someone is sitting on the toilet going to the bathroom, and their significant other bursts in unexpectedlty and has s-x with tnem. (can be -n-l or v-g-n-l)
“there i was minding my own business, when bam, there was a pirate attack. my p–p deck got swabbed, but i didn’t hate it.”
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