Pirate Balls
when your t-st-cl-s are hanging to their lowest point. often the sack is extra stretchy during pirate b-lls, and they tend to swing rather freely. if sweat occurs during pirate b-lls, sometimes they will slap your leg loudly.
my pirate b-lls fell all the way down to her elbow whilst she was giving me a hand job.
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