pirate bath


the process of washing just the arm pit area and the private area with a wash cloth or handful of water. people will ask you to define a pirate bath, the easy definition is “pits and privates”
kyle was in a h-lluva hurry and didn’t have time to take a full shower. he instead took a pirate bath and he was on his way.
the process of washing just the arm pit area and the private area with a washcloth or handful of water. people will ask you to define a pirate bath, the easy definition is “pits and privates”
kyle was in a h-lluva hurry and didn’t have time to take a full shower. he instead took a pirate bath and he was on his way.
a phrase used by a mother to a disgusting child (usually male) who refuses to bath or wash. in the misguided hope that her evil-smelling little darling -who believes he wants to be a pirate if her grows up- will remove just a little of the filth and grime which has acc-mulated and become in some small way acceptable to others.
mommy said “have a pirate bath because that is how pirates wash” and the beastly little creature believed her.

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