pirate fart
the act of attacking another person with a fart, by first proclaiming loudly “arrrr” in the manner of a pirate, pressing the b-tthole against the target, then releasing a fart, prefereably noisy.
i pirated farted her when she refused to let me cut her in line.
1 more definition
n. a flatulence released while atop of a surf board in such a manner that the vibration is felt throughout the board while producing an odor so foul that your olifactories feel as if they had been attacked by a band of pirates. the flatulent must occur below the water and must be smelt above.
i would have been killed by that shark at rodanthe pier if it had not been for brendon’s pirate fart which swiftly disoriented the beast.
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