Pirate Game
this is a game played when there are large amounts of beer and rum aka: “pirate juice”. the players aka: “pirates”, drink in a room where there is a large bed. aka: ” uss marie antoinette”.
pirate language should be used when sober enough. once the pirate juice has been consumed, the pirates much go on missions to scew with people or tackle large inflatable santas. in the morning the pirates must overtake a resturant such as a waffle house or quaker steak.
” d-mn son, when i get back from singapore we are playing the pirate game.”
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