pirate ship
oral s-x position where the man lies on his back and the woman sits/crouches above his head, knees either side of his head. she then proceeds to swing her m-ff back and forth onto his face for oral pleasure. like the motion of a fairground pirate ship.
my girlfriend got a little out of hand last night and gave me the pirate ship. my face still stinks like spanish ham.
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noun – a party/club/bar that turned out to be filled with heteros-xual men all out looking for booty from heteros-xual women…
…only all the decent looking women never showed up and the whole place was filled with beastly chicks and single dudes standing around scratching their jocks and drinking domestic beer
i heard that a lot of hot girls were at that place last weekend…but this weekend it was a friggin pirate ship.
a portable hard drive with all pirated games, music, or videos
hey ockbar do you have dragon age: origins on your pirate ship?
a s-xual act in where a woman squats over a mans face and rocks her genitalia and -n-s back and forth in a pirate ship ride motion.
yo last night my missus gave me a pirate ship. her p-ssy and arrrrse juices covered my face and it tasted d-mn good!!
see also “upper decker”
the act of taking a cr-p in the toilet tank instead of the bowl.
the party sucked so i pirate shipped the toilet.
a party or bar full of men when the opposite is desirable.
pete: “i don’t like the ratio at this party, and my chances are slim to begin with.”
bryan: “yeah, it’s a pirate ship. let’s bounce, but first i’ve got to get this girl’s digits.”
a waterborn vessel on which pirates travel
the swashbuckling buccaneer stood aboard his pirate ship.
an act of s-xual intercourse between two men and one woman. the woman crouches on all fours and one man inserts his p-n-s into her mouth the other into her v-g-n- or -n-s. she then slides backwards and forwards on both p-n-ses. this mimmicks the motion of a pirate ship ride.
me and my mate pirate shipped ya girlfriend last night.
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hey man we should pirate ship that chick
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