Pirate Teeth
corn kernals stuck in your sh-t looking like rotting yellow pirate teeth.
ate a lot of corn last night and just took a dump, looked like a mouth full of pirate teeth.
upon removing the rusty trombone, the rust on the trombone comes off on the lips as they cup the instrument so when she smiles, it adheres to the teeth.
pirate teeth: rust removed from the trombone
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