Pirate texting
when someone gets very very drunk and decides it’s a good idea to text someone they really shouldnt…except the only way to not see 2 screens of their mobile is to close one eye – like a pirate! haha!
‘omg i was so drunk last night i ended up pirate texting bill’
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