Pirates’ Best
a s-xual act thought to have originated in somalia or possibly doncaster, south yorkshire, it involves the male, when near -j-c-l-t–n to remove the p-n-s from the woman’s clunge kicking her in her shin and blowing his load in the females eye. this act is frowned upon.
man: what did you do last night john.
john: i gave our shirley a pirates’ best.
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