pirates cove
a hollow, tubular device, made of soft material such as silicone, which slides over the p-n-s to -ssist men with masturbation.
to wife: “do you want to have s-x?” “no? i do!” ::raising pirates cove triumphantly into the air before closing himself in the bathroom to m-st-rb-t- with it::
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