Pirates of Optimization


noun, plural of pirate of optimization.
when a group of people come together to do a half–ssed job of solving an optimization problem
“did you see that sh-tty–ssed pareto of the chp, must have been the pirates of optimization.”
“yeah, those guys went to doobie-u”
-said while looking at the blue line

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