pires
neatly trimmed v-g-n-l hair approximately 1cm in width, barley covering her modesty. the name is taken from the thin strip of ‘beard’ as worn by robert pires of -rs-nal.
“i went down on this girl last night.”
“mott like a wich’s cat?”
“no, very nice, a little pires.”
simply the most amazing, good looking, intellegent and , genrally, the best family to ever exist.
a member of the pires family is unrivalled in brilliance by anything to ever exist. including god.
man look at that guy , hes just so cool , how does he do it?
………ah, he must be a pires!
being very sly during a daily basis
pires was very sly today.
someone who cares about themselves and their reputation way too much, especially their physical appearance.
(a) dude, stop being a pire, just admit to her that you watched 2 girls 1 cup, she won’t think your a loser.
(b) yeah she will, she’ll think i’m a freak, i’ll never get laid by her!
(a) dude shes f-ckin ugly!
the word ‘pire or pire is another name for a vampire. easy right? (hipsters are fond of this word..they knew it before we did.)
dude: “man is that what i think it is?” other dude: “whatcha think it is??” dude: “a ‘pire?” other dude: “no way bro!! it’s only one of those sk-nks from that band…umm one direction?..yeah that’s it!” dude: “oh lol their faces are funny.” other: “pretty much.”
a religious, male wh-r-. has a girlfriend but sleeps with other girls because his girlfriends are oblivious and easy
“man, that guy is such a pires he slept with the entire church!”
a clown of the highest order. a ‘pires’ sleeps in his own mess and enjoys f-cking goats.
oi pires. stop sleeping in your own mess and f-cking that goat you f-nny!
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