Pisarcik
the state of being wherein a man surrenders the last shreds of autonomy, independence, and free will to his inevitable spouse. traditionally, the soon-to-be son-in-law presents his t-st-cl-s on a platter to his spouse’s puerto rican father in exchange for a 2004 dodge caravan. the spouse eventually devours the pisarcik, and for the process to begin anew, his remains are regurgitated for the sustenance of the offspring.
don’t bother inviting him to the bachelor party, he’s gone pisarcik. his b-lls are resting in her safe deposit box.
he’s only s-xting those 12-year-olds to ward off the second stage of pisarcik.
hey! stop sucking your own c-ck, that’s pretty pisarcik.
is your phone ringing? naw, that’s just the vibrator in that pisarcik.
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