pismo

pismo beach cali is the most amazing place ever,, it is the only beach town left that isnt uppity and snotty here in california,, its located “halfway between san fran and l.a” as all the hotels will tell you,, but anyways in the summer it comes alive with all kinda of people who have no idea how to treat this town and you cant even drive down price street.. the pacific coast highway runs right through,, its a pretty sick place,, any true bro&&orbro hoe can tell you that the pismo dunes are freakiin sick and youll always find them chilling out there,, theres 3 different types of tuorists in this town old folks ((soo cute)) families ((slightly less cute with the screaming children)) and then the bro scene of course,, if you go be sure to stop in pancho’s surf shop down by the pier =)) oh&&the outlets are awesome they just recently got a no fear =)) so yeahh thats my pismo.. come visit but dont be a douche.
cute bro tyler “hey where are you headed this weekend dude?”
cute bro joe “me&&my chick ashley are going to pismo”
cute bro tyler “me too!”

adorable grandma “honey you know where i booked us this weekend?”
adorable grandpa “sea gypsy in pismo i hope”
another name for ‘wee’
“pismo off” – anger with humour

“i need a pismo”

“i’ve pismo’d my pants”