piso mojado
spanish for “wet floor”, but it sounds like it could easily be a swear word if you dont know any spanish. makes many people think your are swearing, even though you arent.
person1:-b-mps papers onto floor- “piso mojado!!”.
person 2: “lol, whats that mean?”
person 1: “nothin, just sounds good.”
literally, “wet floor” in spanish, it means a terrible fall as depicted by stick figures in cautionary bilingual signs.
how did you hurt your back?
i did a piso mojado after i tripped on someone’s backpack.
could mean just about anything you want it to mean. usuauly a greeting like “what’s up?” or an insult like “go f-ck yourself” depending on context. in reality is the spanish translation of wet floor, but sounds like whatever you want it to sound like.
friend 1: hey, how’s it going?
friend 2: piso mojado man.
enemy 1: d-ck!
enemy 2: hey, piso mojado.
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