Piss Boner
when your d-ck gets hard because it’s inflated with p-ss.
mike : “oh my g-d, jeremy has b-n-r! is he really turned on by that ugly b-tch?!”
john : “nah, it can’t be – he probably just has a p-ss b-n-r.”
an erection caused by an over abundance of urine in the p-n-s, usually occurring upon waking in the morning.
i woke up with a p-ss b-n-r and slapped kyle in the face with it.
an involuntary erection generally occurring upon waking in the morning.
man, i was havin’ this really vivid dream, but then i woke up with just a p-ss b-n-r, y’know what i mean, man?
a morning erection usually alleviated by urination. usually dry-humping or twisting around your d-ck would feel good in this instance. and, when you urinate, you need to do a handstand or pull it down. even if you do these things, your urine will definitely go everywhere, since morning p-sses usually include p-ss flying everywhere randomly, even disobeying the laws of gravity because of what i can only guess is d-ck boogers (eye boogers, but in your d-ck hole).
i had a wicked p-ss b-n-r this morning.
a guy wakes up with a p-ss b-n-r when he doesn’t totally unload before he goes to bed. this can be especially embarr-ssing when living with another man or when explaining the concept to a female when under the hysteria of the midnight mindf-ck.
i laid in bed for at least an hour this morning and the p-ss b-n-r i had never went down. i basically had to m-st-rb-t- to get it to a size reasonable enough to get out of bed with.
a morning erection usually alleviated by urination. usually dry-humping or rubbing around your junk would feel good in this instance. and, when you urinate, you need to do a handstand or pull it down. even if you do these things, your urine will definitely go everywhere, since morning urinations usually include urine flying everywhere randomly, even disobeying the laws of gravity because of what i can only guess is p-n-s boogers (eye boogers, but in your man hole).
i had a wicked p-ss b-n-r this morning.
n. when a male acquires a penile erection, usually only maximizing at 75%, due to the need to urinate. sometimes also referred to as peac-ck.
girl – eww, he’s got a chub!!!
guy – don’t flatter yourself hun, it’s just a p-ssb-n-r.
when you have to p-ss so bad, you pop a wood.
i had to p-ss so bad that i got a p-ss b-n-r.
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