Piss Felcher
a person who makes his living by collecting, handling, testing, storing, etc., stinking little shot gl-sses of other people’s urine.
hey roy! … i don’t see you skulking around in public urinals much these days! that’s true vic! … i sent in a matchbook cover and got my diploma as a p-ss felcher and now i get paid to watch people p-ss!
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