Piss-Jaculate
when a male and female are out of protection and birth control and the guy wants to p-ss in her to feel the satisfaction of release and not get her knocked up.
man 1: dude i need some protection, help me out.
man 2: nah dude i’m out, you should just p-ss-jaculate in the girl.
when you think you are about to -j-c-l-t-, but instead end up p-ssing all over the place. most people don’t realise that they are p-ssjaculating until they discover that what they think is s-m-n keeps flowing.
wow dom! i didn’t realise you were going to p-ssjaculate everywhere!?
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