piss lump
noun; a condition of the p-n-s easily mistaken for an erection; usually in the morning. it is crucial not to mistake the two where urination becomes quite painful after -j-c-l-t–n.
at first, carol was excited to see her husband of fifty years with an erection, sadly, she knew it was only a p-ss lump and would probably disappear after he relieved himself.
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